Why Is iPod Porn So Great?
If you haven’t tried it, you may wonder why in the hell would you want porn for your iPod. The answer is quite simple – it’s cool, it’s convenient, and it “gets the job done.”
Think about it! When you’re traveling, you could either:
- Pack some DVD’s in your luggage (how embarrasing will THAT be!)
- Pay for pay per view in a hotel room (if you want to spend WAY too much money!)
- Go to the local strip club (Strippers LOVE taking your money!(
- Call an escort/hooker (Wow…you must be rich!)
Or, you can easily, discreetly, and cheaply store videos and images on your iPod, PSP, or other hand held device , and be good to go.
There are tons of places that you can take a iPod or PSP that a DVD, magazine, or laptop won’t go. Think of those times when you’ve wanted to “rub out a quick one” and either had to use your imagination or some crummy magazine ad. Wouldn’t some portable porn have come in handy then?
Use the new technology you have to it’s fullest potential!
