Places To Watch Ipod Porn
You can always watch porn on your Ipod when no one is around. The convenience factor of being able to travel with loads of porn clips in one place is a great thing. But…where is the fun of that? I like to look at porn on my Ipod in spots where most people wouldn’t expect. Of course, I can’t rub one out while I’m watching it if I’m in a public area. But, looking at some hot chick get rammed in the pooper is a lot more fun than watching the boring crap at these spots:
At The Game - Hey, I’m sorry if I offend but, I’m not a baseball fan! But my buddy is, and he gets free tickets to the game all season. I’ll go with him a lot of times but, the novelty of drinking beer and eating waterlogged hot dogs starts to wear off after a few trips. I started bringing my Ipod with me and watching some hot booty videos while we’re at the game. He doesn’t mind - he knows I’m not huge on baseball. And when the game is moving slow he likes to peek in on what I’m watching. No one’s looking over our shoulders usually since we’re in the nosebleed seats.
In The Car - What’s that you say? You got shotgun? No problem! Nothing speeds up a long trip in the car better than a long list of porn videos to watch while everyone else is getting hypnotized by the road. I usually call backseat before anyone when I know we’ve got an extended road trip to visit friends or family out of town. It’s kind of hard to explain why I am completely oblivious to the front seat conversation though. Oh well!
On The Plane - Whats that in flight movie? Steel Magnolias? Perfect. Lemme just reach into my carry on bag and whip out this here Ipod and say ‘fuck you, in flight movie!’ Keep the peanuts coming, please! It was easy to get this porn past the security checkpoint without being embarrassed. And now I can watch it instead of the tripe they’re putting on the screen. Maybe I can take it to the lavatory and become a partial member of the mile-high club!
